amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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I’ve seen a rich man beg
I’ve seen a good man sin
I’ve seen a tough man cry

I’ve seen a loser win
And a sad man grin
I heard an honest man lie

I’ve seen the good side of bad
And the down side of up
And everything between

i want to so bad… but i just cant. i want to give people the benefit of the doubt, but i just cant bring myself to do it.

— Warsan Shire (via arziyan)

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servant-of-the-earth:

sandandglass:

My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me

This is the most accurate thing ever.

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