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rreallyrandomstuff:

twofingerswhiskey:

kittykaterpilla:

consulting-assbutt-of-the-lord:

caniborrowyoursanity:

nowyoukno:

nowyoukno some last words

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I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew

"Uh Oh."

"Quite the contrary"

VAN GOGH NO BBY COME HERE

Sorry but “uh oh” has to be the best one yet.

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geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

disneybombshell:

ifeelcapretty:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

it hurts

the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke

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escape-the-storm-inside:

heart-seoul-soshi:

The saga continues

These are the greatest things ever

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lesbian-god:

When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom I’m a lesbian so ew boys

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10knotes:

Alien Abduction light - UFO lamp, conceived by Lasse Klein is a unique lighting unit which is shaped like an alien saucer or a UFO.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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unimpressedcats:

My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony. 

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"I cannot put into words how much I love you. I have loved you since that first conversation, and I love you today, and I will love you tomorrow, and every single day after that, endlessly - beyond our lives and into the next."

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"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day."

- Calvin and Hobbes (via suspend)

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mccue90:

calleo:

highenergyjewtrino:

A friend linked me these because he thought they’d be relevant to me, he was extremely correct.  If these pieces of advice aren’t relevant to you, improve yourself until they are.

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A good chunk of Tumblr could benefit from this.

That last one tho’

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